Down He Goes

I did it. And I’m not going to lose focus. 1:57 and the win. He wasn’t as gracious this time. I won’t get into specifics, because that race strategy stuff probably bores you to death. You’re here to hear about my zits. About my shortcomings that I have no control over, right? OK. I’m lame. I’m writing on Friday night. It’s about 10p.m. and Mags and I are gonna go catch a movie, then come home and probably watch another movie and fall asleep on the couch.

BUT, let me brag for two seconds. I just ran on his hip the entire race, then as we were rounding the final corner, I literally said, “Let’s give ’em another show…” I have no idea why I said that. Perhaps unsportsmanlike, but I meant it sincerely. Then I took off, and it was total reversal of last time we raced. I pulled away slightly at the end when he knew he wasn’t going to out sprint me to the finish… Hang on…


Hey everyone, this is Maggie. Will you all please help me in convincing Mr. F*** My Zits that he needs to change the title of this blog post?


Nice. Tough rocks, chick. If you have a problem with it, you can get your mind out of the gutter.


Um, who was talking all evening about the back row of the movie theater?


OK. That’s enough of that…little harlot. We’re gonna get, but I need to allude to a “surprise” that my parents are taking us on in the morning. I have no idea what it is, but knowing my parents, it will strangely exceed my expectations and be nothing that I thought it would be. Yes. I’ll be along post-prom (at some point…probably Monday) to offer some love.


I’m not a harlot, but maybe someday I could be.

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